jokes
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
answer: cinderelephant
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
answer: an elephant with spare parts
What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
answer: an elephant stuck in the revolving door
What do elephants do for laughs?
answer: they tell people jokes
What game do elephants like to play most?
answer: squash
What did the cat say to the elephant?
answer: meow
What did the grape say to the elephant?
answer: nothing. grapes can not talk
Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
answer: sorry no polish jokes allowed
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
answer: oops no polish jokes allowed
How do you stop a charging elephant?
answer: take away it's credit card
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
answer: look for elephant tracks
What should you do to a blue elephant?
answer: cheer it up
What should you do to a green elephant?
answer: wait until it gets ripe
What should you do to a yellow elephant?
answer: try to teach it to be brave
What should you do to a white elephant?
answer: hold it's nose until it turns blue
Why don't elephants ride bikes?
answer: they do not have thumbs to ring the bell.
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